A) I came back a week ago from my holidays in Brittany and it was awesome thanks to several factors :
1) the weather, sunny and hot, which make the water of the sea being 10° Celsius instead of 6°. Given I went diving, you can imagine how thrilled I was (yes, 4 little degrees make quite a difference when you spend an hour in the darn water
2) Lucien, the diving instructor.
OK, I admit I was not ecstatic when I was informed my diving instructor was called Lucien.
The reason is quite simple : in France, most of the time, the people called Lucien are over sixty-year old, tend to have a beer belly and red blotches on the face - in short, they are totally unsexy.
Thus, when I was told that "Lulu" would be my instructor, I was convinced I was going to dive with some kind of replica of my grand-father - THE JOY...
A little except of the dialogue on the boat :
- Ronan (the Captain): Aye, Carlota and her father, you are going to dive with Lucien.
- My father : Aye.
- Me *insert mental pictures of grand-father in a wetsuit* :
- Ronan *yelling at a hidden figure* : Lulu ! Move your ass over here !
(fast travelling of the camera, sexy-music, as Lucien , 25-year old maximum, short blond hair, blue eyes, nice tan, muscled as HELL walks toward them)
- Lucien, aka" Lulu" *Colgate smile to Carlota and her father* : So, we are going to dive together, hey ? So, here are the instructions...
- Carlota *is not listening anymore as she tries to contain massive nosebleeding*
- Carlota's father *looks heavenward*
It is a miracle I managed to install and check my equipment correctly as he STRIPPED just by me.
No need to say I did not see much of the flora and fauna of the sea, too busy I was eyeing up his butt nicely moulded by the wetsuit.
B)
But her mother is a bit worried (which is normal), so I solemnly swear here, in front of you all my fellow Deviants, that I won't try to lose Stolensock in the Brocéliande forest, to push her from a cliff or lock her in my garage !
C) Talking about meeting Deviants,
I let you check this : [link]
D) Duh, not fun, but I saw in the news a flight between Brazil and Paris crashed in the Atlantic - apparently because it would have been struck by lighting...
Er, my physic classes are quite old, but aren't planes supposed to act as some kind of Faraday cage and thus protect the integrity of the electronic devices of the aircraft ? O.o
And now, I am off watching the episodes of the Aladdin series with a certain evil but cool and classy young sorcerer in it, because I am having a terrible fan attack NAO !
(I was supposed to post what follows below AGES ago. I suck as a co-admin...
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Because I can, and that's so sexy
I'm a coffee addict.
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*~Avatar by the all amazing ~Chr1zzel
She be my cupcake
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The Lucien-story was fun! XDDDD
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DA meeting?? [link]
No seriously, if I get into a bathsuit everyone's going to RUN.
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Mordyjé! Shadovar are EVIL!
i thought the same...
haha, massive osebleed carlota xD i hope you made photos of the... "landscape" xDDD omg... xD
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Let us give thanks to The Builder, for He hath formed my hands with fingers. And behold, my fingers interlock like cogs on a gear. I am part of His unbeholdable machine, and therein lies my salvation.
And sadly no camera either... -_-"
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Sacrebleu !
"Valjean! You're a faaaag!" - Javert, "The Miseroïds" (by the producer of "The Fucking Dangerous Liaisons").
"Because I. Am. EVIL!" - Mister Evil [link]
It was.
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Sacrebleu !
"Valjean! You're a faaaag!" - Javert, "The Miseroïds" (by the producer of "The Fucking Dangerous Liaisons").
"Because I. Am. EVIL!" - Mister Evil [link]
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Because I can, and that's so sexy
I'm a coffee addict.
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*~Avatar by the all amazing ~Chr1zzel
She be my cupcake
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*rolling her eyes* Oh please...
And we will still be too busy anyway running around Brittany.
BTW, are there some place you particularly want to see ?
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Sacrebleu !
"Valjean! You're a faaaag!" - Javert, "The Miseroïds" (by the producer of "The Fucking Dangerous Liaisons").
"Because I. Am. EVIL!" - Mister Evil [link]
I have been caught several times in a thunderstorm while flying (never got thunder struck though) and that was scary as shit. D:
Poor people. I hope at least their death was quick.
Sadly, I did not.
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Sacrebleu !
"Valjean! You're a faaaag!" - Javert, "The Miseroïds" (by the producer of "The Fucking Dangerous Liaisons").
"Because I. Am. EVIL!" - Mister Evil [link]
I will try, but no promise though. Spare time is something I am going to run short of, especially this week...
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Sacrebleu !
"Valjean! You're a faaaag!" - Javert, "The Miseroïds" (by the producer of "The Fucking Dangerous Liaisons").
"Because I. Am. EVIL!" - Mister Evil [link]
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