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Mon Jun 1, 2009, 8:18 AM
Aye, it has been a while since I made a journal. :lol:

A) I came back a week ago from my holidays in Brittany and it was awesome thanks to several factors :

1) the weather, sunny and hot, which make the water of the sea being 10° Celsius instead of 6°. Given I went diving, you can imagine how thrilled I was (yes, 4 little degrees make quite a difference when you spend an hour in the darn water :XD: ),

2) Lucien, the diving instructor.
OK, I admit I was not ecstatic when I was informed my diving instructor was called Lucien.
The reason is quite simple : in France, most of the time, the people called Lucien are over sixty-year old, tend to have a beer belly and red blotches on the face - in short, they are totally unsexy.
Thus, when I was told that "Lulu" would be my instructor, I was convinced I was going to dive with some kind of replica of my grand-father - THE JOY...

A little except of the dialogue on the boat :

- Ronan (the Captain): Aye, Carlota and her father, you are going to dive with Lucien.
- My father : Aye. :lol:
- Me *insert mental pictures of grand-father in a wetsuit* : :noes:
- Ronan *yelling at a hidden figure* : Lulu ! Move your ass over here !
(fast travelling of the camera, sexy-music, as Lucien , 25-year old maximum, short blond hair, blue eyes, nice tan, muscled as HELL walks toward them)
- Lucien, aka" Lulu" *Colgate smile to Carlota and her father* : So, we are going to dive together, hey ? So, here are the instructions...
- Carlota *is not listening anymore as she tries to contain massive nosebleeding*
- Carlota's father *looks heavenward*

It is a miracle I managed to install and check my equipment correctly as he STRIPPED just by me. :drool:
No need to say I did not see much of the flora and fauna of the sea, too busy I was eyeing up his butt nicely moulded by the wetsuit. :drool: Anyway, I was still abundantly nose-bleeding in my mask, so... :XD:

B) :iconstolensock: is going to visit France in two weeks. :dance: I will pick her up in Paris and then spending about a week in Brittany (yeah, AGAIN, I know. But hey, I am in love with that place :giggle:).

But her mother is a bit worried (which is normal), so I solemnly swear here, in front of you all my fellow Deviants, that I won't try to lose Stolensock in the Brocéliande forest, to push her from a cliff or lock her in my garage ! :#1: :XD:

C) Talking about meeting Deviants, :iconcatherinenorbant: had an awesome idea... :plotting:
I let you check this : [link]

D) Duh, not fun, but I saw in the news a flight between Brazil and Paris crashed in the Atlantic - apparently because it would have been struck by lighting... :O
Er, my physic classes are quite old, but aren't planes supposed to act as some kind of Faraday cage and thus protect the integrity of the electronic devices of the aircraft ? O.o

And now, I am off watching the episodes of the Aladdin series with a certain evil but cool and classy young sorcerer in it, because I am having a terrible fan attack NAO ! :drool: :XD:

(I was supposed to post what follows below AGES ago. I suck as a co-admin... ^^; )

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Interactive Fanfic - Become The Co-author!

As you probably know (or maybe not :XD: ) I am a proud co-admin of the fanclub devoted to Mr. Evil here on DA together with :iconcatherinenorbant:.

Mr. Evil is a character created by :iconcerviero: and starring in her TES IV: Oblivion - based comic Where Snow Falls. He is a funny character and the fanclub was created for the lulz (just don't tell that to Mr. Evil xD )!

We've decided that the character needs a childhood and I am going to write a fanfic about that (between midnight and two o' clock in the morning...^^; :XD: ). And this is where YOU come to the stage! =D If you feel you are not indifferent to Mr. Evil's fate, visit the club's page here on DA:
:iconmisterevilfanclub: (don't worry, it won't bite! =D )
and share your thoughts with us in the club's latest journals entry!
Thanks for your time! :dance:

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:iconthewhitewolfchild:
ROFL, THE DIVING INSTRUCTOR WAS CALLED LUCIEN?! :XD: Did you ask him for an autograph? :drool: :XD: That's hilarious X'D

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Because I can, and that's so sexy :XD:
I'm a coffee addict. :#1:

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:iconcatherinenorbant:
Haha, so the Evil fanf isn't cancelled? =D
The Lucien-story was fun! XDDDD

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:iconstolensock:
Okay, so if you see any Vicente diving instructor could you send him over to me? :XD:

No seriously, if I get into a bathsuit everyone's going to RUN. :rofl:

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Mordyjé! Shadovar are EVIL! :fear:
:iconcsupernova:
but aren't planes supposed to act as some kind of Faraday cage and thus protect the integrity of the electronic devices of the aircraft ? O.o

i thought the same...


haha, massive osebleed carlota xD i hope you made photos of the... "landscape" xDDD omg... xD

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:iconcarlota:
Nah, I did not ask him for an autograph - no paper and pen on the boat.
And sadly no camera either... -_-"

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Sacrebleu !

"Valjean! You're a faaaag!" - Javert, "The Miseroïds" (by the producer of "The Fucking Dangerous Liaisons").

"Because I. Am. EVIL!" - Mister Evil [link] :la:
:iconcarlota:
Well, I did not receive any suggestion about the story yet. I think we are the only participants. :XD:

It was. :XD: Hope he will still be there next time I go diving. :giggle:

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Sacrebleu !

"Valjean! You're a faaaag!" - Javert, "The Miseroïds" (by the producer of "The Fucking Dangerous Liaisons").

"Because I. Am. EVIL!" - Mister Evil [link] :la:
:iconthewhitewolfchild:
D: *emo corner* That's... *cries* btw you didn't answer my question :XD: Do you have some spare time tonight? XD

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Because I can, and that's so sexy :XD:
I'm a coffee addict. :#1:

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She be my cupcake :la:
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~*:heart: I love you plz :heart:*~

~:heart:*MERRY CHRISTMASPLZ*:heart:~
:iconcarlota:
Nope, no instructors looking like Vicente sadly. :XD: But if I find one - I WILL KEEP HIM FOR ME. :evillaugh:

*rolling her eyes* Oh please... :XD:
And we will still be too busy anyway running around Brittany.
BTW, are there some place you particularly want to see ? :lol:

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Sacrebleu !

"Valjean! You're a faaaag!" - Javert, "The Miseroïds" (by the producer of "The Fucking Dangerous Liaisons").

"Because I. Am. EVIL!" - Mister Evil [link] :la:
:iconcarlota:
GREAT MIND ALIKE ! :#1:
I have been caught several times in a thunderstorm while flying (never got thunder struck though) and that was scary as shit. D:
Poor people. I hope at least their death was quick.

Sadly, I did not. :XD: :XD: ^^; But darn, next time I will make sure to take a water-proof camera with me. :giggle:

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Sacrebleu !

"Valjean! You're a faaaag!" - Javert, "The Miseroïds" (by the producer of "The Fucking Dangerous Liaisons").

"Because I. Am. EVIL!" - Mister Evil [link] :la:
:iconcarlota:
Huh ? Message ? Whut ? :XD:

I will try, but no promise though. Spare time is something I am going to run short of, especially this week... ^^;

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Sacrebleu !

"Valjean! You're a faaaag!" - Javert, "The Miseroïds" (by the producer of "The Fucking Dangerous Liaisons").

"Because I. Am. EVIL!" - Mister Evil [link] :la:

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