Aaaaaw, so this is the end of an excellent week-end spent at my parents' place with my brother (with our parents gone 8D ), during which I :

A) Tried to save a pigeon.

Silly animal.

We are in May, and I was surprised we had not so far managed to saved half of the baby birds being born in our neighbourhood (last year, we saved three : the infamous Robert some of you may remember as well as two doves, Tic and Tac thanks to my mother who feels responsible for ANY form of life in distress she meets - homeless people, squirrels, birds, lost aliens...).

And bam ! Here came Norbert, the big fat pigeon which was sitting in the middle of the street, looking completely hallucinated and stupid (well, you will tell me, pigeons often look like that...).
Just the time for my brother and me to stuff Norby in a box and to go to get him food (as well as food for us at Kentucky Fried Chicken), and re-bam ! When we came back home, Norby was as cold as our KFC sandwiches.

So, we put Norby in a plastic bag straight to the bin and the sandwiches ended up in the microwave (and not the contrary - though now I wonder if Norbert would not have been tastier than the KFC sandwiches...).

RIP Norbert.

B) Watched the Eurovision contest.

First time I watched it and seriously, I was expecting much worst - but it is still the cheesiest thing I have seen in the Multiverse so far.

Special dedication to Germany for the silver glittering thigh pants of the singer and Greece, whom singer showed his amazing and extensive talent at shaking his hips very randomly and so vulgarly even I felt shocked.

Personally, I supported Armenia (if I am EVER gonna LARP one day, I will get an outfit very similar to their costumes ), Turkey and Russia.
My bro supported Iceland only because the singer was blond and had big boobs. Stupid male.

C) Preparing the few days of holiday I am going to take next week (probably will need a lot, as I am going to have a super tense reunion tomorrow. Wish me luck for not trying to kill anyone... ).

I am going to Brittany to dive, bwahahahaha ! Lost shipwrecks, here I come to explore you !

Fun fact about diving : did you know you could puke underwater ? It is awesome because all the fishes then come to eat the...
... OK, I stop here, this is extremely gross.

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And NOW, a funny tag ! 8D

MYTHICAL CREATURE QUIZ:

Centaur:
[X] You are rather wild, and let your instincts run you.
[X] You get drunk a lot. ( *cough* Well, not a lot, but when I am drunk, I AM DRUNK. )
[X] Bravery and boldness is second nature to you.
[X] You have a deep love for astronomy and the universe.
[ ] You like to read your daily horoscope.
[X] You have a high level of pride in yourself.
[X] In the woods is the best place for you to be.
[X] You are spiritual.
[ ] The horse is your favorite animal.
[X] You are possessive and territorial.
Total: 8

Elf:
[ ] Your ears are slightly pointed at the tips (be honest).
[X] You are very intelligent. (Well, I like to think of me that way )
[ ] Your five senses are extremely keen.
[ ] Your weight is quite a bit lighter than the average person at your particular height.
[ ] You always wear elegant clothes and speak as politely as possible.
[ ] You are most at peace when you are gazing at something beautiful, like nature.
[X] You look very young for your age. (I look "ageless", or so I have been told. Does that count ? O.o )
[X] You rarely get sick. (But like when drunk, when I get sick, I GET REALLY SICK . D8 ).
[X] You are a very hard worker.
[ ] Above all other superpowers, you would love to read minds or see the future.
Total: 4

Fairy:
[X] You are happy a lot of the time.
[ ] The best superpower to you would be to fly.
[ ] You are very shy. (NOT. REALLY. )
[X] You love the forest and plant life in general.
[X] You are always willing to help others, even if you might not be the best to offer aid.
[ ] You are young and short.
[ ] Dancing is one of your favourite pastimes.
[ ] If someone ticks you off, you are very clever with getting them back.
[X] Your clothing isn't always presentable, but you are comfortable with what you wear.
[ ] Circles are a wonderful symbol of unity to you.
Total: 4

Gnome/Dwarf:
[ ] You are excellent with crafts and handiwork.
[ ] In social situations, you tend to be a little awkward.
[ ] You are short for your age.
[X] You are an isolationist.
[X] You love to play practical jokes on people.
[X] You are extremely fascinated with jewellery. ( 8DDDDDDDDDDDDD : drool: )
[ ] You look older than your age.
[X] You love the woods and the mountains.
[ ] You are well off, or come from a family that is well off.
[X] You have a short temper.
Total: 5

Harpy/Siren:
[ ] You are best at talking bad about people behind their backs and not to their face.
[X] When you are annoyed, you will go to a great extent to torment whoever did so to you.
[ ] You often take things that aren't yours.
[X] You are easily angered.
[ ] Death fascinates you.
[X] You are female, or a feminine-looking man.
[ ] You associate yourself with the wind element.
[X] You can switch quickly between your light and dark side.
[X] You love to trick others.
[X] You have a ravenous appetite.
Total: 6

Mermaid:
[X] You love the beach more so because of the water than the shore itself.
[ ] Fish are some of the most beautiful creatures to you.
[X] The ultimate superpower to you would be to breathe underwater.
[ ] You enjoy looking at ships, but not riding them, as well as you like ships for travelling, not hunting in the sea.
[X] You are good at swimming. (Ex swimming champion, aye ! )
[X] You like to collect shells.
[X] You use sea items as jewellery or decoration.
[X] You enjoy learning about the ocean and the life inside it.
[X] You are extremely against ocean pollution, and someday, perhaps (if you haven't already), you will work to stop that.
[X] Legs on land are not as important as a fin in the sea.
Total: 8

Vampire:
[X] You're a night person.
[ ] You have a fascination with blood.
[X] You are extremely pale. (Aye... )
[ ] You wish you had a bat as a pet.
[X] You are not religious at all.
[ ] Tight spaces are not scary or uncomfortable for you.
[ ] The sun's glare annoys you all too often.
[X] You hate food with lots of garlic in it. (Yeah, but I am French, sooooo... )
[ ] To you, a kiss on the neck is more romantic than a kiss on the cheek or lips.
[X] You don't like sharp objects near you. (Except in my hands. )
Total: 5

Werewolf:
[X] The full moon is the most beautiful scene to you.
[ ] You have a lot of body hair.
[ ] The ability to shapeshift is the best superpower to you.
[ ] You prefer gold over silver items.
[X] You lack self control. ( )
[X] You find it easier to have sympathy for animals than for humans.
[X] You have a deep respect for wolves and wild dogs.
[X] You like to be alone.
[X] You have a terrible secret and you only tell people you trust 100% about it.
[X] You'd rather be outdoors than indoors.
Total: 7

Wizard/Witch:
[X] You love chemistry.
[X] You are intuitive and good at analysing people, to the point that people seriously or jokingly say you're psychic.
[ ] The most amazing supernatural power to you is controlling the elements.
[X] You are a nature lover.
[X] You have a strong sense of responsibility
[X] You spend a lot of time alone.
[X] You usually hang around with a certain animal all the time when you feel lonely. (FERRETS ! 8D )
[X] You are spiritual, but not necessarily religious.
[ ] Cooking is one of your favourite things to do.
[ ] You enjoy learning about Wicca and the occult.
Total: 7

Zombie:
[X] You are pale
[X] You are hungry a lot.
[ ] Many activities you do every day make you feel mindless, or like a drone.
[X] Most of the time you or a part of you is cold. (Like all girls, who are often very cold, except before menopause... )
[X] You love to eat meat.
[X] You would resort to cannibalism if that was the only source of food. (Will probably puke a lot though... )
[ ] You make grunts and moans a lot
[ ] You usually walk slow.
[X] You are not afraid of seeing a lot of blood or getting a lot of blood on yourself.
Total: 6

Satyr/Faun:
[X] You are very passionate about the things you like.
[X] You like to get drunk and dance.
[ ] You're very amorous.
[X] You like art and music.
[X] You enjoy feasting with friends.
[ ] You love nature but more for the animals then the trees and plants. [I love all of it?]
[X] You like getting rowdy and having a good time.
[X] You laugh a lot.
[X] You love the chase almost as much as the capture.
[ ] You wish you had horns.
Total: 7

OOOOK - I am a mermaid and a centaur. An interesting mix *has awful mental pictures now* Ewww...