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Charlotte and the Vampire Apple

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Wed Apr 30, 2008, 11:16 AM
Just came back from Paris and it was awesome. Met old buddies of mine, made plenty of plans for the future and visited this exposition on Babylon: [link];pageId=1&bmLocale=en . If some of you are around Paris in the coming future, I strongly advise you to see it. It is extremely interesting and dynamites a few clichés (yeah, thank you, Bible! *throws it away*).

Also, Musée du Quai Branly, on “;Prime Art” (or whatever it is called in English) is certainly with the Louvre the most beautiful and interesting museum in the French capital. A must to see ! [link] (English version available of course! :D )

And now, VA and Carlota are proud to present “Tagged” !

Rules:
Pick 3 of your characters.
Make them answer the following questions.
Pick 3 other victi…*cough* Deviants to do the same.

We have chosen:
VA --------------- Helena
Carlota ----------- Clairvoix
Together --------- Janus Hassildor (yeah, he is not one of our original characters, but given we like him a lot… ^^ )

1) How old are you?

Helena: 22
Clairvoix: I’m two eras old, so let’s just say I am quite old… ^^’
Janus: Older than you and your dimwit questions…

2) Size?

Helena: Are you supposing that I'm short? I'm not short. I'm petite.
Clairvoix: I am a wonderful Dwemer sword inhabited by the spirit of an evil and powerful necromancer – yeah, I know, I’m sexy…
Janus: I don't think we know each other enough for me to answer THAT question…

3) Wrong habits?

Helena: ... Eating peo-Chewing fingernails, yeah.
Clairvoix: Does “trying to steal souls that belong to my Lord Sithis, loosing my body and living in people’s mind as a parasite” count…?
Janus: Drinking habits – if you see what I mean…

4) Are you a virgin?

Helena: ...
Clairvoix: Not anymore, since that awesome sexual orgy with Mannimarco and his bunch of crazy zombies... – why everyone is looking at me like that?!
Janus: I am a married man, miss! - and get yourself a boyfriend instead of bothering me with your hormonally-driven questions !

5) Married or single?

Helena: Single.
Clairvoix: Happily not married!
Janus: I said “married man”! Are you deaf in addition of being stupid?! So you can forget your stupid dreams of marrying ME!

6) Do you have children?

Helena: For Sithis's sake no!
Clairvoix: Same answer as the young lady above!
Janus: If we stay canon, no, but some felt like I needed some… *glares at gabby*

7) Favourite food?

Helena: Bosme - I mean, pancakes.
Clairvoix: Sadly, nothing… *sigh*
Janus: You… - Oh, pardon, I meant yoghurt.

8) Do you have any secrets?

Helena: NO! *glares at the moons*
Clairvoix: Not anymore… *glares at Sigrid and the Ankou*
Janus: Yes. It is hidden in a secret room of the Skingrad Castle * big sigh*

9) Are you in love?

Helena: You are annoying. Most annoying, in fact. I eat-*hate* annoying things.
Clairvoix: Yes…! There is that cute little dagger, with a nice curve of the blade and a handle ornamented with jewels... WTF AM I TALKING ABOUT ?! O.o
Janus : *re-big sigh*

10) Favourite band, singer, or CD?

Helena: I don't know, I like Breton songs I suppose. That Trencavel bard, she was cool.
Clairvoix: I guess that if I don’t say “Sigrid Trencavel” she is going to let me rotten in my scabbard for days…
Janus: That Trencavel bard too - no, not the current one, nor even the one before, but her great-great-grandfather. Rivanone’s sound is way too hardcore for my taste…

11) What's your eye colour?

Helena: Green.
Clairvoix: To have an eye colour, you need eyes…
Janus: Red… Yes, I am a vampire, so what?

12) Do you prefer the swimming pool or the beach?

Helena: Does anyone care? Am I going to get a pool?
Clairvoix: I can’t swim, I sink… :S
Janus: I have a Jacuzzi in the dungeons.

13) Camping or staying at home?

Helena: ... Dumb questions.
Clairvoix:… none ?
Janus: Hmmm… Camping with the Raelu camp can be extremely enjoyable! ^^ Singing songs, hunting travellers in the wood - I like the thrill of the hunt ... But nothing can beat staying home and drinking bloo… drinking with Vicente.

14) Were you born naturally or cloned?

Helena: ... Is this some kind of insult, dude?
Clairvoix: Clowned…? What the Oblivion does that mean ?!
Janus: What ? O.o

15) Favourite ice cream flavour?

Helena: Helena: Any flavour. Aww.
Clairvoix: I don’t like ice-cream, it’s too cold for my teeth – hang on, I don’t have teeth anymore… O.o
Janus: Strawberry. It tastes red…

16) Have you ever killed someone?

Helena: No way! No! *checks if she doesn’t have bits of clothes stuck in her teeth*
Clairvoix: Yeah, and I ate their souls too! :lol:
Janus: I am both a vampire and a politician, so what do you expect?

17) Fat or slim?

Helena: Obviously in perfect shape u.u
Clairvoix: Er…
Janus: I'd say fit

18) Something strange about you?

Helena: No, absolutely, I love to be average, I love it.
Clairvoix: apart from being a soul trapped in a sword, you mean? – naaah, not at all ! *metaphorically rolling its eyes*
Janus: No. I am a man of wealth and taste.

19) Favourite movie?

Helena, Clairvoix and Janus *chorus* : Movie…?! O.o

20) Dreams?

Helena: Only if I ate too much.
Janus: I have a dream, that the vampire and human race shall live together in peace, and that when you'll have lowered your guard, we shall strike!
Clairvoix: Damn you, Janus ! I wanted to say that about Necromancers and humans! :noes:


And now, I tag – let’s see…– :iconcerviero: , :iconcsupernova: and :iconnk11: . =P

Of course, we had to pick three friends, but you guys can tag yourselves ! :dance:

  • Mood: Happy
  • Listening to: Tiga
  • Reading: The Chinese Secret Services - from Mao to OG
  • Watching: Kaamelott
  • Playing: Oblivion
  • Eating: Fish
  • Drinking: White tea

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