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Bwahahahaha, on permission AGAIN !

Well, this will be the last one before the week-end of the 11th of April, so I’d better make out the most of these two days of freedom…^^

1) Quickly, neck is feeling better, recovering fully is going to be a bit long, but I will be fine! *riot*

2) Last week at the Army was very busy and kind of fun, given that because of my injury I have the advantages (can go to classes and watch the others training) and not the disadvantages (crawling in the mud).
We are currently learning how to command a group of 8 people in all kind of situations, like when one of the men is hurt, and it is an endless source of lulz – especially

And now, a bit more of Chief’s Chouffinou famous quotes:

“Ahahah.” – the Chief’s typical laugh when he makes a joke or when he makes a joke he is the only one to fin d funny. Usually, it is good to go “Ahahah” too, otherwise the Chief may get vexed. And a vexed Chief = MOAR push-ups…

“STOP THANKING ME! It is France, our beloved nation, which will thank me when I will end up stuffed with bullets trying to defend it!” – the Chief after you thank him when he allows you to take a 3 hours nap after having ran and fight around for two days without sleeping and eating…

“It is pricking the eyes a bit, hey?” – the Chief when you are about to burst into tears because of the pain/hunger/tiredness/bullet-you-just-received-in-the-ass.

“Hairdressers!!” – Chief’s euphemism for “fags”. To use in sentences like “You’re going to the Ethics/Law of Conflicts classes? But this is for hairdressers!”

But enough of the Chief and let’s now talk about the chief’s Chief, Command Sergeant Major Eve…

Command Sergeant Major Eve is like TEH warrior. Tall guy, looking tough… One of our few chiefs who doesn’t need to yell to be obeyed, and when you see Colonels and Generals saluting him and presenting him their respects, you are like “Mental note: don’t mess up with this guy…”. When Eve enters a room, everyone became silent. Even the air-conditioning system stops and the lights’ intensity gets down…
But he can be cool too. The other day, he showed me the motto he made up for his section of uber evilly cool and deadly snipers:
“You have no chances. We have no regrets.”
With that, all is said. XD

I really need to take pictures of the guys in my section to introduce them all to you. They are so much fun… There are Momo and Carbon - my team mates - but also Fog, Bout, Sword, Soze, Bottle, Delav’, Mr Basis (who is, incidentally, an expert in Medieval History and weaponry and a fan of Oblivion… XD)…
BTW, Carbon reminds me of Mr Evil, one of 's original characters. Very likely because he is black and because he is as insane, cool and fun as Mister Evil: [link] !


3) Nooooow, about DA :

I do apologise in advance if I can’t read, watch and leave a review on every deviation posted recently. I try to do my best, but I am very late in everything…^^’ I do care about everything people post, it is just like I don’t have time to see and review all of them. Hope you guys won’t mind… *tearful eyes*

And that’s all for now! I will spend next week on the battlefield with my comrades. Wish us good luck, because we will need it… OO’’